So I wore my new lipstick shade out in public today when I went grocery shopping, and although it was boiling (so despite all the anti-perspirant I was sweating a wee bit) it didn’t feather or smudge or crack. Quite happy with the results and check out my owl earrings from Accessorize!
So on Monday I’m going to the local pet shop where I live in Uni just to get some advice and a look around at the snakes they have in their reptile department. I was pretty sure I wanted a Corn snake but now I’m open to King snakes too and I quite like the Mexican King, however I know nothing on its temperament etc. so I really need to hear from an expert.
Also, I spoke to my mum and surprisingly, after much surprise and indignation, she’s okay with it as long as I look after it. My friend on the other hand hates the idea altogether! I’m so excited, my very own first pet :D
Glad to have that outta my system; my brothers being a narcissistic piece of trash that’s treating my mum like crap. I just can’t deal with him hence why we haven’t communicated in months (the last time he called me a bitch and we physically assaulted one another).
On a side note, I think I’ve decided what I want my first pet to be: a beautiful corn snake. Although I’m not 100% sure on which type, but I’m really feeling:
Bloodred Stripe Corn Snake
A Blizzard Corn Snake
Butter Stripe Corn Snake
do you think obama was sad about the mcr breakup
She waited 9 months for her moment
>[ You tell ‘im!
Bless you this made me laugh <3
Fuck this shit, this prick is such a fucking idiot he needs to go and fuck a cactus and die. Fuck him and his superiority complex, the piece of shit .
Why do we need feminism, you ask?
My heels (just felt like wearing them) and nails are are black as my soul right now :D
we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run
the magic begins ~ day 13 ‘favourite wizarding family’
To make this ridiculously stupid gif of my stupid face and the new lip colour I bought (my webcam sucks and I couldn’t position my phone properly to use the camera on that instead):
I used this amaaaazing tutorial on layer masks which helps fit a working gif into tumblr’s atrociously small limit. Thanks Vollha!! :D
Why the fuck am I awake. Night!
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you
you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse